Are you interested in dating one of my sons

Tweet By Laurie Berg, July 2, at There is quite a bit of focus on the girls in this area, but not so much on the boys. Trust me, mothers of sons can be just as psychotic as fathers of daughters, and to avoid that, I have come up with the following rules for dating my son: No drama or angst. I have already heard stories of girls who suddenly began cutting themselves, ran away from home, and have threatened to kill themselves.

My son is a child, and no child should be tortured with thoughts of you harming yourself. The 14 missed calls and 12 texts that show up on his phone make you look like a psycho. Please talk to me. I promise that I am not a scary mom. I have no daughters, so I find it really refreshing and fun to talk to girls on occasion. Ask me how school is going, or how things are with the family. School comes before you. My son has many plans for his future that depend on his grades.

Therefore, school always comes before dates, phone conversations and even texting. There will be no trysts during the school week or after 5 p. By the way, National Potato Day and similar culture specific celebrations do not count as special occasions.

Family comes before you. Therefore, if my son is enjoying spending the day with his brothers, we may not invite you. Oh, and when this happens, please refer to rule 2.

Act like a lady. I have raised my son to be a gentleman, and therefore, have prepared him to date a lady. Please refrain from using foul language, and dressing like you have a future in the sex industry. Choose one and go with it. I love my son, and he has a curfew. Do I need to expound on this? How do I know girls do this? These rules are WAY more lenient than some other mothers who want the girl to carry a bible and wear a chastity belt.

I am a realist, and when my boys get older and find "the one", I want to have a great relationship with my daughters-in law. You know, go shopping, have lunch, and even maybe go with her to pick out a wedding dress. Type your email address in the box and click the "create subscription" button. My list is completely spam free, and you can opt out at any time.


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